The Friendly Cabbie
Connection Rating: Variable
Preferred Payment: Cash
Personal Life: NA
Affiliations: The city of Montreal, Citizens of Montreal, Guests of Montreal
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Likes: Montreal history, Interesting facts, Big tippers, polite people
Dislikes: Getting ditched, Being ignored, being Corrected
Hey Big spender: Depending on which point increment Johnny is purchased at will make different plans available and increase his loyalty appropriately
The fine print:
Must be linked to a SIN. Member is responsible for all legal fines associated with operation and usage of the rented Johnny Cab. Damages will also be automatically deducted from your account for your banking convenience.
Everyone Loves Johnny Cab
Due to a massive paperwork backlog, no one is really sure who owns Johnny Cab. As such Johnny Cab isn’t subject to extraterritoriality. He will still announce his presence, and if questioned will state who he is there to pick up.
Basic Member plan: (cost 2 Karma)
An official Johnny Cab cab will be dispatched post haste to pick you and your party up from any location in the Seattle sprawl and immediate outlying areas. Our clean, timely and well informed automated drivers will deliver you to your destination.
Preferred member plan (4 Karma)
An official Johnny Cab armored transport will escort you and your party, up to 8 people, in stylish protection. You will arrive in pristine condition, fashion notwithstanding. These vehicles will come equipped with full manual control options for your hands on driving pleasure.
Platinum membership plan (6 Karma)
The Official Johnny Cab City Master wIll arrive in minutes at your location to assist in all your transportation needs. This complete package includes a built in rigger interface to truly feel the road. A retractable roof will allow you to feel the night breeze in your hair. A linked roto drone will keep you apprised of traffic conditions.
Looks like this was lifted from Seattle and was oriiginally called Johnny cab. Never mind, it seems cool. Wait, wasn’t there a sci fi movie with johnny cab?
Mike, I stole it from Runnerhub on Reddit and it was Johnny cab originally. I believe it was inspired by Total Recall (which was based on a Phillip K. Dick short story).